Gills, for Beer

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Me:
I'll sleep early tonight and get a good 8 hours
Me:
*watches entire season of tv show*
Me:
*reads every book i own*
Me:
*goes on quest to find the holy grail*

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vvhitehouse:

aneastcoastbreeze:

vvhitehouse:

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

  • instant cute outfit with minimal effort
  • it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
  • sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
  • u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

(via bi-turtle)

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mischiefminor:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

videohall:

This guy plays the tune of Jason Mraz - “I’m Yours” using two Nokia Phone

this is so fucking relaxing

First of all, who has that much free time. Second of all, slow clap. That was amazing

(via allthedirtygirlswantbenedict)